He asked why?
And I said that it was just in case anyone came in to the church and wanted information.
He then said, “You must take your mobile mummy, just in case robbers come in, and then you can phone the police. You know what robbers look like, don’t you?”
Quizzical look from yours truly…
“Well,” he continued, “they wear jumpers – ”
“- with stripes?” I interjected.
“Yes, and they wear black t-shirts with very long sleeves. So just remember if anyone comes into church like that, then they are a robber!”
How very stereotypical 😉