The other evening my mother called me in to her room where she was watching television and asked “what’s a vajazzle?”
Sharp intake of breath and gulping so as not to laugh too much from your truly, and a reply of “jewelling your lady garden mum.”
She didn’t believe me, so I had to google what it was for her!
After which there was I explaining to a near septuagenarian that to be vajazzled meant that after having a Brazilian/Hollywood wax, crystals were stuck around the lady garden area.
Seriously, does anyone else have these conversations with their mothers?
And on another point, is vajazzling common-place these days? Does everyone do it? And, more importantly why would anyone do it?
Now, I’m all up for a Hollywood, but sticking crystals around the nether regions could be asking for trouble.
What if one fell off and managed to work its way inside – shudders – doesn’t even bear thinking about.
Now that would be an interesting conversation with the doctor 😉